What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:35

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”